Awesome Sauce

Prepare for your socks to be rocked.

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Bahahahaa

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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My Darling Barenaked Ladies Being Put to Use! <3

  • Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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  • Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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My life

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

(via purebloodprisoner)

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The art of by http://www.wastedrita.com/
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“Come io vi dissi ne’ dì passati, voi sapete che io sono sanza alcuno de degli amici.”
~ Leonardo da Vinci
“As I’ve told you before, you know that I am without any friends.”
[ Written - from left to right - during or just after the time of his trial on charges of sodomy in 1476, on the same sheet of paper that holds this quote as well as this one. ]
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Statue of Pan in Painswick, Gloucestershire
The Cotswold village of Painswick has an interesting past. In the 18th century a nobleman named Benjamin Hyett took up residence outside the village and decided to create an annual procession dedicated to the Greek god of nature, Pan, in which a statue of the deity was carried through the village from the church to the woods. Once amid the trees, the villagers would indulge in Dionysian revelry. The tradition has since died out.
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My second tattoo. Done by Hank at Freaks ‘n’ Geeks Tattoo in Asheville, North Carolina. Amazing artist, and a really unique location.
The quote, “I have hated the words, and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right” is from the novel “The Book Thief”, which has been one of my favorite books of the past few years. :)

I fucking love this book.
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